ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

(Source: bryko)

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sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

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niccage-official:

When someone doesn’t get a Monty Python reference

image

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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

geothebio:

geothebio:

a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be

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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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taarya:

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

157,673 notes

pocketjaeger:

Even if the plot didn’t make a whole lot of sense and the love story was a bit unoriginal (you named your two main characters Adam and Eden, seriously?) you’ve got to appreciate how much goddamn EFFORT the makers of Upside Down put into figuring out the physics of inverse matter and dual gravity I mean hot damn.

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willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

(Source: dailystews)

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